What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?

At that point, a woman enters, stands at the other end, and orders a drink. Brian, the bartender says, “Oh, Vicky, it’s going to be a long, tiring night.”

“As did I,” the first bloke says, getting very excited. “And what year did you graduate?”

“So am I. And from where in Ireland might you be?” says the first.

What are some reasons why men may not want to date a woman who can pay her own bills?

“Faith and begorrah. What a small world. So did I. And to what school would you school would you have been going?”

“Well, to St. Mary’s, of course.”

“Mother Mary. And on what street in Dublin did you live?”

What is a narcissist grandmother like, with her grandchild?

“A lovely little area of the old part of town, McCleary Street.”

The first fellow is now beside himself. “The good Lord must be smiling on us. Imagine that the two of us should be meeting here, having grown up on the same street, gone to the same school, and graduated in the same year.”

“Yes, that I am,” says the second.

What are the reasons for your political affiliation with the Democratic party? What are some aspects of the party that you support and some that you do not?

“The Murphy twins are drunk again.”

I’m from Dublin, I am.”

“Oh, let me see now. ’Twas 1964, it was.”

Is dating in college necessary? Why and why not?

Two blokes are sitting at the end of a bar. One orders a drink. The other one says, “From your voice, I’d guess you’re from Ireland.”

“Now why would you be saying that, Brian?”